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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "Abraham Lincoln's mother died when she drank the milk of a cow that grazed on poisonous snakeroot.";
Quotation[1] = "Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.";
Quotation[2] = "In 1982, Larry Walters tied 24 weather balloons to his lawn chair in Los Angeles and climbed to an altitude of 16,000 feet. ";
Quotation[3] = "A female ferret can die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate.";
Quotation[4] = "850 peanuts are needed to make an 18 oz. jar of peanut butter.";
Quotation[5] = "A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.";
Quotation[6] = "During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.";
Quotation[7] = "53% of women in America would dump their boyfriend if they did not get them anything for Valentine's Day.";
Quotation[8] = "The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.";
Quotation[9] = "Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise. More than 100 people have been injured.";
Quotation[10] = "The average dream lasts 3 minutes";
Quotation[11] = "American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.";
Quotation[12] = "The electric chair was invented by a dentist.";
Quotation[13] = "Dolplins are the only other mamals besides humans that have sex for fun";
Quotation[14] = "The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today";
Quotation[15] = "For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called Growing Up Skipper. Her breasts grew when her arm was turned.";
Quotation[16] = "In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.";
Quotation[17] = "Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.";
Quotation[18] = "The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of F";
Quotation[19] = "Months that begin with a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13";
Quotation[20] = "The average 60 minute audio cassette has 562.5 feet of tape in it";
Quotation[21] = "The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why";
Quotation[22] = "If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.";
Quotation[23] = "There is no such thing as naturally blue food, even blueberries are purple";


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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}